The McCarthy Report .v. The Irish Film Board

Bloody hell, getting around The McCarthy Report is a nightmare, and so is the McCarthy Report. It recommends that the Irish Film Board be merged into Enterprise Ireland to save €3 million with the loss of 17 staff and wants its €17 million in annual capital funding for Irish films to be withdrawn.


Bloody hell, getting around The McCarthy Report is a nightmare, and so is the McCarthy Report. It recommends that the Irish Film Board be merged into Enterprise Ireland to save €3 million with the loss of 17 staff and wants its €17 million in annual capital funding for Irish films to be withdrawn.

Current productions with permitted grants will be honoured, although the future of the Board and ultimately film production in Ireland is questionable. Although grants are usually no more than €20,000, producers need grants to attract funding from private investors. If grants are axed, it is less likely that Irish films would receive further investments from private sources.

The Irish Film Board is critical to not only Irish film but also to tourism as 50% of tourists claim they came to Ireland because of films made here.

Making Movies for €52

I see that on rté.ie that a Marc Price from London has managed to make a movie for STG45 (€52).  Price wrote, directed and produced ‘Colin’, a zombie movie and shot in on a camcorder. 

What’s more surprising is that the film is going to get a cinema release as Kaleidoscope Entertainment have snapped it up for its release set to be on Halloween.  Irish writers, directors and producers, take note, this is what we’ll need to do in future especially as An Bórd Snip wants rid of the Irish Film Board.

Worldwide Tributes for Irish American Author

Frank McCourt died at the age of 78 in a hospice in New York where he suffered from meningitis and metastatic melanoma.  The eldest son of seven children to Irish immigrant parents, McCourt took up writing at a late age of 60 penning Angela’s Ashes, an autobiographical book, that saw it win the Pulitzer Prize in 1997, the National Book Critics Circle Award and other honours, and later made in to a film in 1999.

The book sold 6 million copies worldwide, but received scorn from many Limerick inhabitants.  He followed up the success with further accounts of his life in New York with ‘Tis, and Teacher Man.

His death was felt both sides of the Atlantic as his death made the front page of both Irish and American newspapers.  Tributes quickly followed

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg praised McCourt as a great New York writer who captured the hearts of a city.  Former president Bill Clinton told Malachy McCourt he would join mourners at Rosie O’Grady’s bar in Broadway.  Ryan Tubridy, the Late Late Show host elect stated that Frank McCourt ‘was one of my all time favourite guests’.  A book of condolences will be at Limerick City Hall from 3pm today.

According to his wishes, his ashes are expected to be scattered over the River Shannon, as Frank McCourt eloquently puts it ‘to pollute it’.

Seminar on the Google Book Settlement

Poetry Ireland are going to be holding a seminar about the Google Book Settlement and the possibilities of future publishing.

It is to advise authors on understanding the settlement and the implications of it.

The seminar will take place on Monday 20 July @ 11.00am in the Cheyne Theatre, Royal College of Surgeons, York St entrance, Dublin 2.

Children’s authors threaten UK school boycott

Alison Flood of The Guardian reports that children’s authors are threatening to boycott visiting schools as the UK Independent Safeguard Authority proposes that people who work with children are to be vetted as part of a new scheme. 

Anthony Browne, the UK’s children’s laureate stated authors should not expect special treatment, although adds that it ‘is  a bit odd that we (the authors) have to pay for it, though.’

The service will charge £64 (€75) fee to register on the national database.  Philip Pullman, writer of His Dark Materials trilogy, describes the scheme as ‘outrageous, demeaning and insulting’ noting that anyone who come in contact with children is insinuated to be ‘up to no good’ and that the natural relationship between ‘one human and another is predatory’ and encourages children to believe ‘no adult will ever approach them other than to prey on them or do any harm.’

A day in hell

A tattered partly burnt umbrella stands next to the door, SATAN enters with SADDAM and ADOLF each holding equally tattered umbrellas.  All think they’re trendy wearing off-the-arse jeans and basketball tops.




These things are great.  There never has been such an invention so bloody useless.




Always condemned to hell.



Great stuff.  No one knows umbrellas don’t work but people still use them.  Throw them away, anywhere, the way the living do.


(They writhe a little as they brush off some of their partly burnt clothes)



A bit like your pretzels, Saddam.  The Allied Forces thought they were looking for missiles and bombs, when Bush actually thought the WMD were really pretzels and segues.

(All laugh heartily)


(Stifling laughter)

I love that joke.



(Calming down)

Ahh…  Weren’t we going to practice our music today?



Where’s my banjo?



Here it is… with my accordion and Saddam’s recorder.



Great, these are vile instruments.


(They all pick up their instruments)



Lowest of the low.



What are we playing today?  The Doors?  Joe Dolan?



Where’s himself with the Hammond organ?



CJ?  He’s crying off sick again.



Like always.  We can still practice.  We don’t even know what the other’s playing anyway as we’re all tone deaf.


Ahh…  improvised jazz it is then.

Setanta wins rights to 33 EPL games

Although Setanta UK has been wound down as it failed to obtain its 1.2 million subscriptions and rights to the Barclays English Premier League, Setanta Ireland pipped BSkyB to rights for the English Premier League for 33 games. 

 The rights were won by a newly formed company, Setanta Hibernia, a company registered in Luxembourg.