Andre Agassi Admits to Crystal Meth

André Agassi has admitted to taking crystal meth in what seems to be a cynical attempt of selling his autobiography Open: An Autobiography.

It seems to be a growing trend that the author must state a controversial activity that occurred during their life.  Unfortunately, it would probably help Agassi sell books.  In retrospect, perhaps the ATP should call his titles into question, whilst bookshops pull the book from its shelves as it would be wrong to promote a sportsman’s drug life.

Strange Signs

Journeying through Dublin recently, I spotted this sign:

Piercing Ears
Piercing Ears

The ‘Ears Pierced While You Wait’ is a disturbing enough sign, but it makes the ‘Deposits Taken’ sign more sinister.

The Bad Thing About Tidying

I changed my Hotmail account password recently on account of the recent hacking.

Unfortunately, just in case I forgot the password, I wrote it down.  Between then and now, I did a spot of tidying but have since discovered that tidying up is a bad thing.  I can’t remember the password, dammit!

Bertie’s Ballsup

I learnt today that Bertie Ahern, the former Irish Taoiseach, in a newspaper last week that when the collapse of the Lehmann Brothers bank in September 2008, it had testicles all over the world.  Err… interesting